i can't get the right video to embed but here's the link
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3e1c0b38aa/the-real-situation-feat-the-situation-snooki-and-pauly-d-dj-lubel?rel=player
snooki pauly d and the sitch spoof THEMSELVES!! :)
Pauly D And Mike Host Wetbar And Suite 106 / Toronto VIDEO
I'm not going to lie. This kind of clubbing is not my idea of a good time at all. But the shore cast likes it and has a good time. And that's what's important in life, if you ask me--- having a good time.
Jwoww stops for Ham. Ham.
"I left the club early because I didn’t want to cheat on my boyfriend. And… I felt like eating ham and drinking water. Ham." - Jenny Jwoww
sammi sweetheart offers snickers friendship
"Why do you think they call me sammi sweetheart? if you need a friend, i'll be your friend." - sammi to snookers when snookers was ready to leave.
i <3 sammi.
Sammi Ronnie Quit it (again) (for good?) (NOOOO!)
The oh so reliable random internet blog said that Sammi and Ronnie aren't a couple anymore. :(
I refuse to believe it for now.
I refuse to believe it for now.
Snookers contemplates leaving the shore
WHAT WOULD THE JERSEY SHORE BE LIKE WITHOUT THE SNOOKERS???!!!
Jwoww & Pauly - Did they?
Did they? Didn't they? Will they, won't they? Are they now?
SEASON 2!!! WOOHOO! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN?!!!
But Rumor Has it Snookie has a Boyfriend and Jenny is Engaged
So if Jwoww and Snookers smushed on Season 2 that would be mucho drama.
Ronnie and Sammi @ The Reunion Show
And they're Off again. Right there, spontaneously and unrehearsed at The Reunion Show. Sammi calls the whole thing off and asks for the first flight out of there.
However, before they even left the studio, they were back On.
Jwoww's Famous Yellow Shirt
The shirt that could find it's own way home if it needed to.
It was being sold for $69.99 (or was it $49.99?) on Jwoww's website but she got too many orders and couldn't keep up with them. So now she is teaming with a manufacturer and will have some items available for next season. SEASON TWO OF THE JERSEY SHORE! WOO HOO!
Tune in to Channel Snookers!
http://www.youtube.com/user/SnookTv
And you can find some vintage snooks here: http://starcasm.net/archives/30818
For all the fans of TWITTER, Tweet the Crew
@Sn00ki
@jenniwoww
@MTVsammi
@MTVRonnie
@djpaulyd
@vinnygmtv (no longer exists?)
(oh here it is) @VINNYGUADAGNINO
@itsthesituation
The Morning After (JWoww And Pauly D)
What? Huh? What happened? Who am I? Who are you? Huh? Who hooked up last night cuz I was waaayyy too drunk to remember? Huh?
Season1 Available for Purchase! Starts Shipping Feb 23rd
Amazon is advertising it as "uncensored". Ha. Can it get any more uncensored? Or maybe they mean Snookers getting plowed in the face by a man's fist won't be blacked out like it was on TV? Or maybe we will get to SEE Pauly's piercing?
See all you juiceheads in Miami, Bitch!
Season 2 is set for Miami. They will beging shooting in May and episodes will begin in the summer.
ChaChing!
Ha! I can't wait for MORE JERSEY SHORE FAMILY!
Clear the way for dancing Snickers
Snookers turned the boardwalk into a dance floor and had a one-woman danceoff with herself.
Jersey Shore Gang Slang
Jersey Shore Gang Slang
Blow-out (n.): An extremely sculpted male hair upstyle created by using tons of styling gel and a hair dryer so that ultimately the guy's hair looks frozen. The hair can withstand all environmental elements, except bullets.
Creep (v.): Checking out someone for a potential hook-up, preferably with someone under the influence of alcohol.
Fist pump (n.): A dance move used to show excitement while clubbing. Beating the beat that is beating you and you are beating it back.
Fred Flintstone toe (n.): The negative description of a woman's big toe
Gorilla (n.): A buff, burly, attractive, tanned, juice head.
Grenade (n.): A less attractive girl to give to a friend (or a wing man) so she doesn't get in the way of a good time with her hot friend.
GTL (n.): Three letters that stand for the routine of going to the gym, tanning and doing laundry. A guidos strict daily regiment that gives him the success he has with creeping and hooking up.
Heated (adj.): Fired-up, angry; often as a precursor to fighting.
Juiced (adj.): Very well built with lots of muscles often earned through the use of steroids
Poof (n.): A hair style in which a large amount of hair is poofed and then clipped on top of the head.
Pound it out (v.): To engage in sexual relations.
Robbery (n.): The act of stealing another male's most recent female conquest.
Smush (v.): To have sex.
Trashbag (n.): a morally unscrupulous person
Vibe (v.): To be attracted to another person
I LOVE SAMMI
I love Sammi. I think she is beautiful and classy and has SELF-ESTEEM which some people seem to take offense to. I think her and Ronnie make a super cute couple.
Ok, sure, she played the Helen of Troy card in the beginning but that's the game, folks. She wasn't tied down. She was just doing her Single Goddess thing.
I love Sammi Sweetheart. She is a total goddess.
